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June 8, 2009

Echo was a Prophet…?

Filed under: Personal,Primary — Tags: , , , , — NoCoolName_Tom @ 7:59 pm

Echo

At FHE tonight:

Us: Echo, where’s Jesus?
Echo: (points to a picture on the wall) Jesus!
Us: And Echo; We have a Prophet, do you know what a Prophet is?
Echo: Uh-huh; You follow!
Us: Right, Follow the Prophet!  Echo, do you know the name of the Prophet?
Echo: Uh-huh; (slaps her chest proudly) Echo is a Prophet!
Us: Wow, um… wow… well… Echo, his name is Monson.  The Prophet’s name is Monson; can you say ‘Monson’?
Echo: Echo is a Prophet!

June 6, 2009

Follow the Lesser-Known Prophets

Filed under: Mormon,Personal,Primary — Tags: , , , — NoCoolName_Tom @ 1:00 pm

EhudTo be sung either to the tune of “Follow the Prophet”, or mixed in with it – not sure if this is parody or some silly extraneous lyrics.

Ehud was a prophet
Raised up by the Lord
Stabbed a very fat man
With a homemade sword!

Ehud by his acts
Brought freedom to the land.
Ehud is a hero
For those who are left-hand(ed)! (more…)

June 4, 2009

My Revised Primary Lesson

Filed under: Doctrine,Mormon,Personal,Primary — NoCoolName_Tom @ 7:00 pm

Translating the Bible

I teach the 10-11-year-olds in my ward primary. This year’s course of study is the D&C and Church History. After reading a lot about Church History and Joseph Smith (including in the completely awesome biography, Rough Stone Rolling) I was worried before starting as to how I would be teaching the course.  Thankfully the lesson manual is written with a surprising amount of carefully chosen wording and nuance.  If you are a member who doesn’t know many details about Church History you really won’t  find anything in the manual troubling, and if you know a lot about Church History you’ll find that the lessons are carefully worded to consciously flow around controversial subjects.

In teaching I’ve never really had much problem with the lessons.  Until now. (more…)

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